Bruno Goes In, In Marie Claire's July Issue

British actor Bruno (the man who swooped down and put his balls in Eminiem face) went in hard on the insults in British Marie Claire magazine. In the July 2009 issue, Bruno goes over the "A-Z list of Fashion" which is more like an a-z list of jokes. Bruno and Victoria Secret model (and new mommy), Alessandra Ambrosio have fun on camera. See all of the pictures here.

H is for "High-vaisted Jeans", the fashionista said, explaining: "In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?"
S is for "September 11th, 2001: Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse."

A "little black child" is "zis seasons's vardrobe essential", Brüno wrote in reference to Madonna's attempt to adopt a second Malawian baby, while Wintour is likened to a "pre-op trannie". Of Campbell, he said: "She's amazing — twenty years in ze business und all ze pressure und fame hasn't changed her a bit — she's remained a total bitch."